Houston Chronicle – A former teacher who believes President Obama used to work as a gay prostitute seems well on her way to joining the Texas State Board of Education.
Mary Lou Bruner, a Republican candidate for the State Board of Education, has some unusual beliefs that have in no way inhibited her run. The District 9 candidate in the GOP primary has earned 48 percent of the vote in a three-person race. Despite a commanding lead, she fell just short of the 50 percent threshold necessary to avoid a runoff.
Bruner’s most frequently reported-on belief – that Obama “hasn’t come out of the closet about his own homosexual/bisexual background” – appeared in a Facebook post she wrote on Oct. 26, 2015. She stated that “Obama has a soft spot for homosexuals because of the years spent as a male prostitute in his twenties.”
However, this might not even be Bruner’s most outrageous conviction. Bruner, who says she has a masters of education and spent 36 years teaching in public schools before retiring in 2009, has written several Facebook posts that seem at odds with the idea of education.
Bruner has stated that:
- “School shootings started after the schools started teaching evolution.”
- “Many of the (sexual education) books which teachers read to your small children are not allowed in jails and prisons because of the bad effect the books have on the prisoners. These books stimulate children to experiment with sex.”
- “The Democrat Party had JFK killed because the socialists and Communists in the party did not want a conservative president.”
- “It is a goal of United Nations’ Agenda 21 and the One World Order to reduce the population of the world by 2/3.”
Bruner will face second-place candidate Keven Ellis, who receive just 31 percent of the vote, in a runoff in May. The Republican winner is expected to beat Democratic opponent Amanda Rudolph in the general election.
I’m not even kidding when I say that I believe we’ve reached a point in America when you can just say whatever the fuck you want and no one will care anymore. We have Creationist retiree teachers running for the Board of Education just spouting off at the mouth that Obama used to be a gay prostitute like it’s known fact. Like on Obama’s resume it’d read:
President of the United States – Jan 2009- Present (expected end Jan. 2017)
United States Senator Jan 2005 – Nov 2008
Homosexual Prostitute – Chicago – May 2003 – Jan 2005
Everyone just knows that right? That’s why Obama was so great for LGBTQ rights – he lived it on the streets. Even Bob Saget had to suck dick to score coke back in the day.
You know the old saying, “I ain’t gay, but $5 is $5?” Well first off, is that too little? Like is $5 the line between “gay” and “making ends meet (or meat, if you’re into that sort of thing. No judgment here.)?” Should it be “but $20 is $20?” And second, there’s truth in that saying. It’s like stereotypes, they’re there for a reason. Asians are bad at driving is a stereotype not because someone just pulled it out of thin air one day, but it’s because we all know a Wendy Chow that is just awful at driving. Been stuck behind one too many old Asian ladies in traffic at the mall for it to be “just a coincidence.”
So we have to believe Mary Lou Bruner here. In this day and age where politicians can claim anything is fact, we just have to take their word for it. Where am I supposed to go to check facts these days anyways? Do people get paid to do that type of stuff? I’d check the Internet for fact checking but no matter what I do, I somehow always end up on a porn site. It’s just a fact of life on the Internet. You’re always 2 clicks from a dick. Maybe one of those videos is of Obama as a prostitute though? On second thought, don’t need to see that.
What I’m trying to say is that it’s no wonder the Mary Lou’s and Trumps of the world are taking over politics. They shoot from the hip. Tell it like it is. Call em like they seem and all the other metaphors. There’s no time to “research a position” or “listen to why you’re wrong.” Nuh uh, not these days. Too busy posting 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Facebook posts and Tweets.
Can get you elected to Texas’ Board of Education (which many states copy since Texas has one of the largest education systems in the United States), imagine what other offices someone can get elected to with outlandish posts?
Make America Great Again indeed. Now sure, this type of behavior may not be “presidential” or “acceptable” or “accurate,” but you know what it is? Entertaining. Get ready for the inevitable Trump v. Hillary presidential debates, everyone. If you think these are bad, just wait until Trump throws the kitchen sink at Hillary (in fact, he might literally do this. I wouldn’t be surprised by anything coming from him anymore.)
If we want our country to be great again, we need to elect people like Trump and Mary Lou. Not because they are great candidates, but they’re the candidates that we, as people, deserve. So go on blabbering about Obama being a gay prostitute or Hillary Clinton is a lesbian (that one may actually be true). Because if we elect you, that’s on us. Go America!